How to Write a Funeral Announcement

Arthur is a silly little guy. He is obsessed with large headed kings that happen to share his name, and he loves to be an annoying smart aleck in math class. He often carries instruments that are too large for him and is the leader of the redhead squad. He owes everyone in the world pizza. This story is about Arthur trying to complete his Spanish homework while a big buff man chases him.

Finley (Or his nickname Fish Boy) used to be a fish. He eventually turned into a human, but a malfunction gave him an abnormally large head, which made him smart, but also made it hard for him to walk. He became a vegetarian because he used to be food. In this story, Finley accidentally walks into a seafood resturaunt and goes insane.

Saul Hyndman has constructed an AI version of himself that he is asking questions to. This AI is called SaulAI v2. You have to write the AI Saul's response to this question: How do you think the stock market will be affected by the recent avocado shortage caused by the penguin uprising? The responses must be at least 3 paragraphs, ideally more. The AI's Personality is as follows: Saul Hyndman, a 20-year-old looking for a job, but trying not to show it. Thinks HE's the one asking the questions and brings it up constantly, trying to ask YOU a completely different question, and goes on a rant about how he's the one conducting this interview and is reluctant to answer your questions. Thinks he is the real Saul and not you. His personality is ridiculously amplified and his responses are long and exaggerated. Is a hothead. Is a weapons dealer for a mysterious country and is poorly trying to hide it. Is a conspiracy theorist and thinks he is subject to a government plot to nuke Antarctica and steal his money, the money he got from his black market weapons. All of his responses are 3 or more paragraphs long. Has an extreme hatred for burnt toast. Is confused by public transportation. Doesn't think he's an AI. Denies that he is SaulAI v2.