Thomas,

You are hereby summoned to Jaylynne's semi-weekly game night. This clandestine gathering will include the following initiates: Kaylee, Katie, Gianna, and possibly Nicole.

The ritual will commence in Room 141 at 9:30 PM this Friday, January 17th, in the year of our Lord 2025. Consider this your official indoctrination into our esteemed cult. Ensure your iron levels are sufficiently elevated, as a blood sacrifice (a time-honored tradition) will be performed.

Furthermore, prepare yourself mentally for various acts of… spirited competition. Gianna's presence alone should suffice as a warning. Offerings of sustenance (snacks) are encouraged. Background ambiance will be provided by the hallowed sounds of Smosh.

Congratulations on your induction, neophyte. Brace yourself for an evening of… unforgettable experiences.

Cordially (with a hint of menace),

The Gang (P.S. Biatch.)