Sir Reginald Strongforth III Captain Calico Jack Professor Poopsalot The Amazingly Average Adventurer Fluffybutt McFluffernutter Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup Grumbles McGrumbleson Lord Nibblesworth the Third Princess Fluffybottom the First General Gigglesnort The Mighty Meatball Sir Reginald the Slightly Less Strong Captain Pegleg Petey Professor Snuggles The Surprisingly Competent Clutz Bartholomew "The Barbarian" Buttercup Grumbles McGrumbleson the Slightly Less Grumbly Lord Nibblesworth the Fourth (and a Half) Princess Fluffybottom the Second (and a Third) General Gigglesnort the Slightly Less Giggly The Mighty Meatball (with extra sauce) Sir Reginald Strongforth IV (and a bit) Captain Calico Jack Sparrow (but not really) Professor Poopsalot the Magnificent The Amazingly Average Adventurer (with a pet hamster) Fluffybutt McFluffernutter the Third Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup the Brave (ish) Grumbles McGrumbleson the Grumpiest Lord Nibblesworth the Fifth (and a Quarter) Princess Fluffybottom the Third (and a Bit) General Gigglesnort the Giggliest The Mighty Meatball (with extra cheese) Sir Reginald Strongforth V (and a smidge) Captain Calico Jack the Slightly Less Jack-like Professor Poopsalot the Unpredictable The Amazingly Average Adventurer (with a pet dragon) Fluffybutt McFluffernutter the Fourth Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup the Bold (sort of) Grumbles McGrumbleson the Grumblingest Lord Nibblesworth the Sixth (and a Sixteenth) Princess Fluffybottom the Fourth (and a Fraction) General Gigglesnort the Most Giggly The Mighty Meatball (with everything)