Legalese Leggings

The Gavel Gaiters

Jurisprudence Jambies

Statute-ute Stockings

The Writ Wranglers

Due Process Duds

The Habeas-Corpus Hose

The Amicus Curiae Anklets

The Subpoena Socks

The Binding Briefs

The Case Closed Calfs

The Legal Eagle Leggings

The Judge Judy Jambies

The Courtroom Cozy-Ups

The Plaintiff's Pants

The Defendant's Duds

The Lawful Leggings

The Orderly Overknees

The Constitutional Calfs

The Equity Enforcers

The Common Law Calfs

The Civil Suit Stockings

The Criminal Code Cozy-Ups

The Tort Trousers

The Contractual Calfs

The Intellectual Property Items

The Fair Use Footware

The Patent Pending Pants

The Trademark Trousers

The Copyright Cozy-Ups

The Business-Minded Breeches

The Mercantile Mittens (if you want to expand beyond leggings)

The Commerce Clause Calfs

The Free Market Footware

The Laissez-Faire Leggings

The Profitable Pants

The Balanced Budget Breeches

The Fiscal Fitness Footware

The Tax-Deductible Trousers

The Audit-Approved Anklets

The Accounting-Accurate Anklets

The Bookkeeping Breeches

The Bottom Line Boots (if you want to expand beyond leggings)

The ROI-Rich Leggings

The Shareholder's Stockings

The Stakeholder's Socks

The Corporate Compliance Calfs

The Governance Gaiters

The Compliance Cozy-Ups

The Ethical Entrepreneur's Encasements

The Responsible Revenue Raiment

The Legitimate Leggings

The Honest Hose

The Upright Underthings

The Integrity Items

The Trustworthy Trousers

The Fair Dealing Footware

The Just Jambies

The Equitable Encasements

The Impartial Items

The Reasonable Raiment

The Principled Pants

The Moral Mittens (if you want to expand beyond leggings)

The Virtuous Vestments (if you want to expand beyond leggings)