The Gavel of Gilded Governance The Ledger-Mace of Legal Lore The Emerald Enforcer The Ruby Regulator The Diamond Decree The Statute Scepter The Iron Inquisitor (with a slightly comical, yet authoritative, feel) The Bookkeeper's Bludgeon The Accountable Axe (a humorous take on a serious tool) The Fiscal Flogger (humorous, but implies serious consequences) The Balance-Bringer's Baton The Justice Jolt The Equity Enforcer The Fair-Trade Flail The Mercantile Mauler (a humorous, yet powerful name) The Commerce Club The Contract Crusher The Due Diligence Decimator (humorous, yet serious) The Legal Leviathan The Arbitrator's Anvil The Compliance Cudgel The Audit Avenger The Taxman's Terror (humorous, yet intimidating) The Bylaw Basher The Regulation Ram The Code of Conduct Concussion (humorous, yet serious) The Statute Staff The Ordinance Obliterator The Protocol Pounder The Liability Lacerator (humorous, yet serious) The Compliance Comet The Jurisprudence Juggernaut The Governance Gauntlet The Fiscal Fury The Ledger's Lash The Agreement Axe The Business Bastion The Corporate Crusader The Mercantile Mace The Trade Treaty Truncheon The Profit Protector The Revenue Rampage (humorous, yet powerful) The Market Mauler (humorous, yet powerful) The Economic Enforcer The Capitalist's Cudgel (humorous, yet serious) The Shareholder's Scepter The Dividend Decimator (humorous, yet serious)