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Title: The Forest of Itchiness Plot: 
Deep within a whimsical forest lies a peculiar area known as the Forest of Itchiness, where Pokémon experience an irresistible urge to scratch. Some speculate that it’s a hidden colony of mischievous fleas, while others believe it’s the work of enchanted plants. Regardless of the cause, Pokémon flock to this enchanting spot, each taking their turn to indulge in a delightful scratching spree, all while maintaining their unique styles and quirks. Pokémon Teams: Team 1: Cute Pokémon - Pikachu Itches: ears (left then right), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm) and side (scratching body with leg) - Eevee Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm) and side (scratching body with leg) - Squirtle (turtle Pokémon) Itches: head (tilt head, scratch with front leg), neck & chin (use toothbrush to scratch into belly plastron), armpit (lift arm, use toothbrush to scratch between belly plastron and shell), side (use toothbrush for scratching backside shell), tail (rub against trees and rocks) - Charmander (orange dragon Pokémon) Itches: head (tilt head with hands), neck & chin (lift chin up with hands), armpit (lift arm with leg) and side (scratching body with hands and leg) - Bulbasaur Itches: ears (left then right with hands), head (tilt head with hands), neck & chin (lift chin up with hands), armpit (lift arm with leg) and side (scratching body with hands and leg) 
Team 2: Dog Pokémon - Furfrou (sophisticated white poodle Pokémon) Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm), side (scratching body with leg), tail (nibbling and biting) and butt (drag against the floor) - Stoutland Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm), side (scratching body with leg), tail (nibbling and biting) and butt (drag against the floor) - Rockruff Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm), side (scratching body with leg), tail (nibbling and biting) and butt (drag against the floor) - Growlithe Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm), side (scratching body with leg), tail (nibbling and biting) and butt (drag against the floor) - Poochyena Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm), side (scratching body with leg), tail (nibbling and biting) and butt (drag against the floor - Yamper (corgi Pokémon) Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm), side (scratching body with leg), tail (nibbling and biting) and butt (drag against the floor - Zorua Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm), side (scratching body with leg), tail (nibbling and biting) and butt (drag against the floor Team 3: Cat Pokémon - Litten Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm) and side (scratching body with leg) - Liepard Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm) and side (scratching body with leg) - Pyroar (lion Pokémon) Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging, under mane), head (tilt head, under mane), neck & chin (lift chin up, under mane), armpit (lift arm) and side (scratching body with leg) - Mew (pink feline) Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm) and side (scratching body with leg) - Sprigatito (green feline) Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm) and side (scratching body with leg) Team 4: Bunny Pokémon - Scorbunny Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm) and side (scratching body with leg) - Buneary Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm) and side (scratching body with leg) - Bunnelby Itches: ears (left then right, furious ear digging), head (tilt head), neck & chin (lift chin up), armpit (lift arm) and side (scratching body with leg) Info Itching Sequence: Ear, head, neck, chin, armpit, side, tail and neck (Except for Squirtle, and the “tail” and “butt” are not necessary for the Cat Pokémon and Bunny Pokémon) Behavior - Dog Pokemon: Scratch their itches while having a happy wagging tail and panting tongues as they grunt in content and annoyance - Cat Pokemon: Scratch their itches while grooming themselves lightly, licking their top lips - Bunny Pokemon: Do the same thing that the Cat Pokemon do, but with biting and licking fur, using their paws to wash their face and ears, fast scratching motion The Pokemon go through the forest individually. 1. The Pokemon creature goes into the forest. 2. The Pokemon scratch their respective itches for a while. 3. They shake it off and let the next Pokemon into the forest. The Pokemon subtly scratch their ears furiously after they exited the forest (except for Squirtle and Charmander), then they let the next Pokemon go into the forest The Pokemon don’t really care about the source of the forests’ itchiness, but already know that they’re having a undeniable time with content and mostly annoyance and find a bit of comfort scratch their itches.