"OMG, is that a Roman head judging my life choices? Hope they didn't have student loan debt back then! 😂 #BritishMuseum #RomanEmpire #AncientHistory"

"Your friend at the law conference looks like they're already plotting their next case... involving ancient pottery, perhaps? 😉 #LawConference #LegalEagle #PotteryHeist"

"Lady Jane Grey's execution... talk about a bad hair day. At least the artwork is stunningly dramatic. #BritishMuseum #LadyJaneGrey #HistoryBuff #ArtHistory"

"That tribal water jug is giving me serious 'I've seen things' vibes. What secrets does it hold? 🤫 #TribalArt #AncientArtifacts #MysterySolved"

"The jewelry is gorgeous! I bet it has a story as wild as the Roman heads. Bet they'd make a killer Instagram influencer team. #JewelryGoals #AncientJewelry #InfluencerLife"

"The juxtaposition of Roman hands and heads with your friend at a law conference and ancient pottery is... unexpectedly hilarious. Someone needs to write a sitcom about this. 😂 #MuseumAdventures #UnexpectedCombo #ComedyGold"

"So many artifacts, so little time! Did you manage to steal any Roman noses? Asking for a friend... 😉 #BritishMuseum #MuseumHaul #ArchaeologicalHumor"

"I'm getting serious 'National Treasure' vibes from this post! Watch out for the secret passages! 😜 #NationalTreasure #MuseumAdventures #HiddenTreasures"

"This is the kind of content that makes me want to quit my job and become an art historian... or at least a museum curator with a killer Instagram feed. #MuseumLife #ArtEnthusiast #CareerGoals"

"This picture screams 'I'm cultured AF'. Well done, my friend! 👏 #CultureVulture #MuseumTrip #TravelGoals"