Generated on Jan 17, 2025, 2:28:24 PMgemini-1.5-flash
be me sitting in class Varya, girl with glasses, used to be my friend stopped talking after I confessed my feelings, awkward af teacher asks Varya to move next to me she ignores her teacher yells Varya yells back "I'll tell the principal!" teacher screams Varya sits down next to me anyway she looks at me, mumbles something unintelligible, like a parrot mimicking something she heard it's so ridiculously funny, the whole class laughs slaps me, I fly into the teacher's closet next day Varya shows up in a white blouse, black skirt, black shoes thinks guys will flock to her (they don't, except maybe me) in the hallway, she siccs her friends on me they grab my arms, won't let go Varya takes a deep breath starts inflating like a balloon her shoes crack, she's standing on her bare feet in tights eyes squinted from giant cheeks turns her back, lets out a HUGE fart deflates instantly everyone laughs, including the whole class runs barefoot in the snow, still in her outfit tights rip, she deflates and flies home next day at school everyone laughs at her, nobody wants to sit with her she apologizes to me we start dating have to transfer schools one of my friends wears a clothespin on his nose, just in case